Is it cos his first name is “Dierks”? Or cos his surname is “Bentley”? Is it cos he’s a total musical genius, or is it because he’s done a song called “Drunk on a Plane”? Maybe its cos he looks like that tosser from Coldplay that used to have to listen to Gwyneth Fucking Paltrow banging on about vegan pro-biotic colonic homeopathy every day, the poor sod.
I’m not sure I know, but here is Dierks Bentley for the second day running –