All bands should be judged against the Butthole Surfers. If you are not more of a fuck you to society than Butthole Surfers you should give up. The only exception is if you have a more childish song in your repertoire than Kuntz in which case I let you off and you may continue to play. If you sound like you give more of a fuck than Butthole Surfers you should also give up.
I am tempted to say that this post is a joke, then I hear how many current bands are prepared to produce the kind of music that would have been described as boring derivative pointless boring derivative shit for which the death penalty should have been re-introduced if it had been made 25 years ago and I think I’m going soft.
Stop interrupting me, I’m trying to work.