I have hated Alt-J for a fucking long time

I have hated Alt-J for a fucking long time.  Pretty much from the second I first heard of them.  I’ve just listened to the first 45 seconds of one of their songs and they’re worse than I thought.  Offensively shit music for offensively boring people.  Or is that offensively boring music for offensively shit people?  Or both?

Fuck knows.

The last time I had as much fun as I had listening to the first 45 seconds of one of their shit songs was the last time I had food poisoning.  Coincidentally the state of my bog pre-flush was the perfect visual representation of the sound they make.

I have used my photoshopping skills to create an accurate re-imaging of their Mercury Prize win had I been there.

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