I have hated Alt-J for a fucking long time. Pretty much from the second I first heard of them. I’ve just listened to the first 45 seconds of one of their songs and they’re worse than I thought. Offensively shit music for offensively boring people. Or is that offensively boring music for offensively shit people? Or both?
The last time I had as much fun as I had listening to the first 45 seconds of one of their shit songs was the last time I had food poisoning. Coincidentally the state of my bog pre-flush was the perfect visual representation of the sound they make.
I have used my photoshopping skills to create an accurate re-imaging of their Mercury Prize win had I been there.